Chapter 9
How To Join The Illuminati
THE ILLUMINATI IS A COLLECTIVE of prominent figures throughout the world who have united to guard the human species from extinction. Our members bear the burden of a planet's leadership with the lives of over 7 billion in their hands.
As the human continues to rise above its other animal counterparts, governing of the planet has turned into a daunting task. For this reason, the Illuminati continually seeks to add new members to our governing ranks.
In recent years, our council approved memberships of the first technology pioneers. We have also expanded to include many with influence over emerging entertainment platforms who can ensure our messages are disseminated to all people in all places of the world.
[illegible] organization separates individuals of outstanding political, financial, or cultural influence from the rest of the flock, and establishes them as shepherds of the human species. We see and know all just as a shepherd sees and knows all of the flock, our eyes peering over the masses to identify any threat to those we protect.
Maybe you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or perhaps not; many of us have no public profile and value anonymity.
In return for their loyalty, our members are presented a life of limitless wealth and opportunity. The shackles of hardship are removed so our members are free to perform their duties to the highest level of effectiveness without earthly distractions.
Though all members enjoy the same benefits, the dedication and commitments required to make decisions that affect the world are reserved by our executive council members, who meet in the White Room periodically throughout a calendar year. Every year, all ranking members may vote on decisions at the annual Illuminios conference For a member, the requirements are unimposing and often spaced between many years. Directives given to members are authored by the Executive Council. Our requests are simple and therefore may be hard to comprehend, but disloyalty is not tolerated. Members must fulfill their oaths to the Illuminati under every circumstance and recognize that they are merely one part of a much larger Universal Design.
Perhaps you have already proven yourself successful in your field of work or study. For that, the Illuminati congratulates you. Your dedication gives hope to us for the future of this planet, and it is for you that we continue to focus our interests on the betterment of the human species.
Membership in the Illuminati is by invitation only. To join us, simply continue on the road you currently travel. In studying the words of this testament and the others that follow it, you have already set yourself apart from the millions who still linger in the dark. You have been led to the path, and you have chosen to follow it by your own free will. New technological advancements have aided our council in identifying citizens to investigate for ranking membership.
If you believe that you have been set apart from all other humans, and that you are meant to become a shepherd of your species, you are invited to submit an application for our review. From anywhere on the planet, begin by opening an Internet browser and navigating to this address:
This form will add you to our list of potential candidates for Illuminati membership and you will be contacted if we require more information.
But understand the true responsibility of what you are undertaking. Once a ranking member, you can never renounce your loyalty nor can you abandon the responsibilities you will vow to your species.
Even if you join our executive council, you will never be thanked in any book of history, though your name will be etched upon the floor of the White Room for eternal adoration.
Do not fear if you are destined for power. The crown is too heavy for any but kings and queens to bear, though you know nothing of your true strength until it adorns your head. The kings and queens of this planet await the moment they can welcome you. We are the bringers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the pyramid, the eye, the Light, the eternal. We are the Illuminati.